Elaine: You see… It’s a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.
Waitress: I can bring you two small salads.
Elaine: Could you put it in a big bowl?
Waitress: We don’t have big bowls…
Try this Big Ass Salad for dinner tonight. It is a quick, simple recipe to whip up for dinner while saving half for lunch the following day.
2 boneless skinless chicken breasts
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon fresh chopped thyme
1 tablespoon fresh chopped oregano
1 tablespoon fresh chopped dill
2 teaspoons smoked paprika
1 tablespoon lemon zest and juice
6 cups fresh greens, such as romaine
1 cup cherry tomatoes, halved if large avocado, bacon, eggs, for serving.
1. Toss the chicken with olive oil, herbs, paprika, lemon, salt, and pepper. Grill 5-8 minutes per side until cooked through.
2. For the vinaigrette: combine 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil, 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar, 2 tablespoons fresh chopped basil, 2 teaspoons dijon mustard, salt, pepper, and crushed red pepper flakes in a jar.
3. Combine the greens, tomatoes, avocado, chicken, bacon, and eggs. Drizzle with vinaigrette. Enjoy!
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